A Casket Convention?

I’m down in Orlando right now, investigating O-rings.

All my friends laughed when I said I was going to a gasket convention. “A casket convention?” they all said.

People really hear what they want to hear. And we all have had many a good laugh about it too.

Only guess what? I just learned last night that there ARE in fact gaskets IN caskets!

So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

And for those of you who don’t know what gaskets are, they’re O-Rings.

And O-rings, folks, are just plain everywhere….

Even on palm trees.

See?