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Inside the Bathing Suit

25 Mar

Here’s the latest Believe It or Not: I found a bunch of bathing suits that come with the ladies already in them! And OK yes they’re made of see-through plastic and are missing their insides and their arms and their whole back half but still they have the important stuff, meaning,  ahem, breasts, that fill out the suit very nicely.

“Wo they’re selling ladies! “ I cried when I came upon them in the bathing suit bin at my local BJ’s. Four other shoppers whipped their heads around to stare at me, but I couldn’t help it: they reminded me so much of the Visible Woman I got for my ninth birthday and oh the fun I had painting her little pancreas and tiny colon!

She had breasts too, which were highly interesting to us kids since our mother was so modest she practically hid in the cellar to change. As a result Nan and I grew up in ignorance. What were breasts anyway? WE sure didn’t know and we were girls! We called them ‘lumps.’ “When will WE get lumps?” we asked each other.

And now here were all these bathing suits that came with them! I picked one up. A two-piece, nice. Little black shorts and a kind of overblouse, cute. Made by Jantzen, a reputable house.

I grabbed one and brought it right home; put a fright wig on its stem of a neck and propped it up on the bed next to Dave who said “DO NOT take a picture! OK DO NOT put that picture on your blog!”

So I took her into the study and propped her up against the window so you could se her.

selling-ladies

She’s amazing , right?  She even has a bellybutton!  I love her.

She goes with my skeleton, the next best thing I bought in the last six months.

Now all I need is a bag of insides and there’s my kit: Visible Woman ’14, here I come!

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5 Comments

Posted by on March 25, 2014 in humor

 

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5 responses to “Inside the Bathing Suit

  1. Gram

    March 25, 2014 at 6:12 am

    Love it! :-)

     
  2. Joan

    March 25, 2014 at 8:37 am

    I like the lovingly polished background furniture.

     
    • Terry Marotta

      March 25, 2014 at 10:37 am

      haha! I like to see my bedroom furniture too ; it makes me yawn ;-)

       
  3. Gwen P. Straub

    March 28, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    I love her too, Ter! How cool she is standing (no, located) in all her mysterious transparency on the side table. Conceptual sculpture! The downside: The breasts are too narrow and stomach way too flat.

     

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