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The Joke’s on Me

21 Feb

me falling on the ice

Just after the last really big storm I drove over to the ABC House and was just hurrying up the hilly sidewalk to get inside when – whoops! – the icy walk got the better of me and I slammed down on the ice on both knees. I tried to get up and slipped again. And worse luck, everything in my hands flew out of my grip, and landed far out of my reach across the treacherous stretch of sidewalk. What to do, what to do?

Luckily, since my phone was tucked into the pocket of my jeans, I still had it anyway.

 Crouching down so I wouldn’t fall a third time, I called the house phone just inside and one of the students answered.

“Bryson, I fell down out here. I’m fine but I keep falling down somehow. I can’t seem to even take a step. Plus I lost my keys, which are like six feet away from me.”

“What?! ” said Bryson. “Oh God, I’ll be right out!”

And sophomore Bryson did come right out, along with senior Hazees, and together they led me up the hilly path into the house.

“You were so alarmed, it was sweet,” I said to Bryson once we were safely inside. “Did I really sound that panicked?”

“No it wasn’t that! It was when you said you lost your keys. I thought you said you lost your TEETH.”

Lost my teeth! And me a mere baby of 65 as of today.

Still I take scant comfort; losing my teeth could be next all right, all right. For now, on this quiet birthday I’m just feeling grateful.

For friends and family…

For the full set of teeth I grew in my own once-little mouth…

 

me at age 5

and for the help of the young and strong. Thanks, all of you! Thanks for all the fun and learning, you super ABC guys! 

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11 Comments

Posted by on February 21, 2014 in humor, yay in general

 

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11 responses to “The Joke’s on Me

  1. marti

    February 21, 2014 at 9:30 am

    happy birthday….young lady!!

     
  2. Morgan

    February 21, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    Happy Birthday, Terry! Glad you are okay…and still cheery!
    Have a great day!

     
  3. Bernice Sullivan

    February 21, 2014 at 1:49 pm

    Happy Birthday, Terry. Stay safe. We love you. Bernice and Sul

     
  4. rjmaloney

    February 21, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    So glad you are alright and so glad you were born Cuz! Happy Days!

     
  5. m.

    February 21, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Happy Birthday Terry, Cheers on your special day!

     
  6. POLLY

    February 21, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    Happy Birthday Terry, it was nice to see you the other day & I must say You look great !!!!!

     
  7. Richard Martin

    February 21, 2014 at 3:27 pm

    Happy Birthday, Terry! Enjoy your birthday weekend and please be safe out there!

     
  8. Andrea Martin

    February 21, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    That sweet baby face belongs to a 65 year old? I don’t believe it!! :D

     
  9. Joan

    February 22, 2014 at 9:36 am

    It shouldn’t happen, especially on your birthday. And remember, it isn’t over ’til it’s over. I don’t mean about birthdays, but about the treacherous ice.

     
  10. dorsy

    February 24, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    Just dropped into to say a Very Happy belated birthday, you young cousin!
    Keep on doing whatever you do to stay so fun and vibrant!– I check in here now and then to learn of your escapades — went back to Northampton and Amherst this weekend for a real trip down memory lane
    with love to you all

     
    • Terry Marotta

      February 28, 2014 at 4:50 pm

      what a pleasure to hear from you Dorsy! I am DYING to hear about your trip to Noho as they now call it …
      Let’s have lunch, with Kathleen maybe, you two something-something-four girs!

       

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