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No Swelled Head Yet

11 Jan

The people at WordPress, who host this blog: they try to give us bloggers a boost. They wrote me a report on Exit Only for 2012 saying that – get this:

“9,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform and this blog was viewed about 110,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it!”

Well, they try to buck you up . But I know very well that

most of the visitors to my posts were probably only here looking for all my pictures of near-naked people.

Like this photo I once posted of Susan Sarandon, showing what 60 can look like if the ligaments hold up:

is it a wardrobe malfunction for Susan S

Or this nice one, of Marilyn, that I found for one of the times I wrote about her.

marilyn swimming

Or this great shot where Sophia Loren is seen looking over at Jayne Mansfield.

jayne-mansfield

Or even this one of…. well, I don’t know just WHO these two are but you could have a lot of fun thinking up a caption for this pic:

he gets by with a little help from his friends

But really what brings them here, according to their analysis ? Searches for the word “Speedo,” the term “wardrobe malfunction” and fascinating phrase “the head of Jeremy Bentham,” that particular item being on display in a museum in London

(The head on the dummy is fake; the one under ‘his’ chair is real.)

.

bentham-and-his-two-heads

So there it is.

Like I say, no swelled head yet!

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3 Comments

Posted by on January 11, 2013 in fame, humor

 

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3 responses to “No Swelled Head Yet

  1. Shareen

    January 10, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    No Susan Sarandon NO!!!

     
  2. Brian - The Freelance Retort

    January 11, 2013 at 9:19 am

    The number one search item that brings folks through my front door is “Richard Simmons”. And the post “Tag Sales”, in which there is only a minor reference to him with pic, is number one as well. The internet…go figure. Based on this, we should combine our efforts and do a Richard Simmons Does Speedos Blog. But we’ll need to work in the mummified heads as well, just cuz it’s so cool!
    http://freelanceretort.blogspot.com/2011/10/tag-sales.html

     
  3. Nick

    January 12, 2013 at 9:13 am

    Like the Sophia Loren photo. And she still looks fabulous.

     

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