“You need to sweep it back, get it off your face,” he said.
The thing is, he was eight years old. Eight years old!
So I knew it was true.
Therefore as soon as soon as I got home I went to Ronaldo.
“Cut my bangs WAY shorter,” I said.
And after protesting for a while, he did, with the result that where I formerly looked like an English sheep dog…
I now look like…..
Ramona of children’s-book fame.
Oh well. She is kind of cute, right? Like Scout in To Kill a Mockingbird, and she was cool as well as cute.
AND I can see really well.