You know you got fat when your rings, your bikini undies AND ALL YOUR BRAS are suddenly too tight. You know it when you look at yourself in the mirror from the back and think “Michelin Man.”
My question is What happened to that SYLPH from five years ago? Plus, where’s my black hair? What’s with this dry-mop the color of battery acid? and what’s with the mustache action all a sudden?
If I’m gonna like TURN INTO A MAN all I can say is, I want some Cialis. Now! And oh yeah, a wife to wash my giant clothes and do all my bending over.
Failing that, I’m off to Weight Watcher to liberate this poor girl (She’s under here somewhere!)
December 1, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Wait until you look into the mirror and wonder when your butt became part of your thighs. LOL As to the tight bras, I just buy barely there sports bras and let them land where they may!
December 2, 2008 at 11:11 am
Are you kidding me? With legs that look like yours? That’s a “managed” picture for sure. Check your email for why fat women shouldn’t do nude sunbathing. Andrea
December 2, 2008 at 11:47 am
First of all how did you get a picture of me in my bathrobe…lol You fat? never. I don’t have bra’s or panties but my man underwear seems to shrink in the dryer constantly and I just don’t get it as I pour gravy down my throat..lol
December 3, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Fat I let me tell you the true meaning of fat is when I walk down the block and the legs that were meant to carry 110lb body is now carrying more weight than I wish to tell about and there is pain in my hips and ankles and my poor spine is crying lose that weight fat or else and my son purchased rocky road ice cream and something in me is saying you can’t eat this not even a half of scoop but the I reach for it and say tomorrow I won’t, thats fat!
January 20, 2009 at 7:10 pm
You know my favorite activity is laughing uncontrollably and you love me so much you give me reason to on a regular basis. I Want Some Cialis. Now! supplied my fix.
Thanks, Terry!